[賽後帖]🏀湖人3人20+再勝火箭 老詹28+8+7 斯瑪特25+7 杜蘭特複出9失誤
雙方數據
湖人（2-0）：詹姆斯28分8板7助、斯瑪特25分2板7助5斷、肯納德23分6板2助3斷、八村塁13分5板2助、艾頓6分5板1助、海斯6分4板1助2帽、範德比爾特5板1助、拉拉維亞2板
火箭（0-2）：杜蘭特23分6板4助、申京20分11板5助4斷2帽、史密斯18分6板1助、阿門16分5板9助、伊森10分8板1助、奧科吉7分2板、卡佩拉2板、泰特1板、霍勒迪1板、謝潑德3助
[–]MavericksVictorAkwaowo1 2516 points an hour ago
How to beat the 25/26 Rockets: Double KD + Watch every other Rockets player piss & shit themselves whenever they get the ball = Win Basketball Game
獨行俠球迷：如何擊敗 25/26 賽季的火箭隊：包夾杜蘭特 + 看著其他火箭球員一拿到球就嚇得尿褲子拉稀 = 贏下籃球比賽
[–]Mavericksfemboyfootsniffer_ 880 points an hour ago
The Rockets offense is genuinely hilarious
獨行俠球迷：火箭的進攻真是太搞笑了
[–][MIA] James PoseyBrochacho27 434 points an hour ago
I haven't watched a lot of rockets games, but tonight it looked like they've never played a game together before
熱火球迷：我沒怎麽看過火箭的比賽，但今晚看起來他們就像是以前從來沒有在一起打過球一樣
[–]Mavericksfemboyfootsniffer_ 296 points an hour ago
It's looked bad all year. They have no point guard, KD can't pass out of a double team, and all of his teammates are frauds. The playoffs just amplifies all of these problems.
獨行俠球迷：他們一整年看起來都很爛。他們沒有控球後衛，杜蘭特在麵對包夾時傳不出球，而且他的隊友全是水貨。季後賽隻是把所有這些問題都放大了。
[–]Lakersraymond_w 1913 points 1 hour ago
Seeing the difference between LeBron getting doubled and Durant being doubled is staggering.
湖人球迷：看著詹姆斯被包夾和杜蘭特被包夾之間的區別，真是令人震驚。
[–]boksinx 291 points 1 hour ago
Lol, Lebron still has the play-making skill and can body anyone if trapped. Meanwhile, Marcus Smart can bully KD’s slim frame single-handedly.
球迷：哈哈，詹姆斯依然擁有組織能力，並且在被包夾時能用身體強吃任何人。與此同時，斯瑪特一個人就能欺負杜蘭特那瘦弱的身板。
[–]LakersShimanu 706 points an hour ago
Funny how Lebron getting doubled is not something to worry about, sometimes even gets me excited especially with that Rui 3 earlier
湖人球迷：有趣的是，詹姆斯被包夾根本不需要擔心，有時候甚至會讓我興奮，特別是早些時候八村塁投進的那個三分
[–]Lakers3s2ng 404 points an hour ago
Doubling LeBron is the last strategy you can implement against him. You just pray that the player who recieves the ball out of the double will miss the wide open shot.
湖人球迷：包夾詹姆斯是你用來對付他的最下策。你隻能祈禱那個在包夾中接球的球員會投丟大空位投籃。
[–]simon2105 1478 points an hour ago
Bronny James continues to have a 100% win rate when he sees the floor in a playoff setting. Do what you want with that information
球迷：布朗尼・詹姆斯在季後賽出場時的勝率繼續保持在 100%。你們自己看著辦吧
[–]LakersDuskuser 466 points an hour ago
Unlike many stats posted on this sub, there's nothing misleading about this one.
湖人球迷：不像這個版塊裏發的很多數據，這個數據一點都沒有誤導性。
[–]LakersGotTwisted 1796 points 1 hour ago
LeBron is 32-0 in playoff series when up 2 games
湖人球迷：當在季後賽係列賽中領先2場時，詹姆斯的戰績是 32 勝 0 負
[–]RocketsAvengingHero2012 830 points 1 hour ago
I can’t believe that this Rockets team is going to give LeBron one of his vintage moments. Doing this at 41 is nuts, but goddamn what a disappointment the Rockets are.
火箭球迷：我簡直不敢相信這支火箭隊竟然要給詹姆斯送上一個屬於他的複古時刻。在 41 歲還能做到這個真是太瘋狂了，但該死的火箭隊太讓人失望了。
[–]RocketsxWaves_ 415 points an hour ago
Burn it to the ground…gonna get swept by 41 year old LeBron and the hospital Lakers. The guys look like they don’t even want to be there, haven't see a Rocket smile all season. Fire Udoka he has no offensive IQ and thinks yelling is the same as motivation
火箭球迷：全毀了…… 要被 41 歲的詹姆斯和傷病滿營的湖人隊橫掃了。這些家夥看起來甚至都不想上場，整個賽季都沒見過一個火箭球員笑過。解雇烏度卡吧，他沒有進攻智商，還覺得大吼大叫就等於是在激勵球員
[–]Supersonicskoticgood 337 points an hour ago
KD back, AR/Luka still out, Kennard getting mvp chants😂
超音速球迷：杜蘭特複出了，裏夫斯 / 盧卡依然缺陣，肯納德獲得了 MVP 的歡呼😂
[–]CelticsIm__Ron__Burgundy 1112 points an hour ago
I hate how much I love Marcus Smart.
凱爾特人球迷：我討厭自己如此熱愛馬庫斯・斯瑪特。
[–]LakersClothesKind7499 510 points an hour ago
Avery Bradley, Rondo now Smart you got any more of those so called washed guards
湖人球迷：艾弗裏・布拉德利，隆多，現在是斯馬特，你們還有沒有那些所謂的過氣後衛了
[–]DrGregoryCasa 294 points an hour ago
I'm making an early call about Derrick White
球迷：我提前預言德裏克・懷特也會來
[–]Lakersprettyboylee 740 points an hour ago
DeAndre Ayton's box score stats this game are unremarkable but I just want to acknowledge that his defense has been huge in not allowing Sengun to get into rhythm this series so far. Also had a few timely rebounds
湖人球迷：德安德烈・艾頓這場比賽的基礎數據並不起眼，但我隻想承認他的防守作用巨大，在目前的係列賽中沒有讓申京找到節奏。而且他還搶到了幾個及時的籃板
[–]Thunderhomefree122 647 points an hour ago*
LeBron and Smart have a combined age of 73 and were the top two scorers of the game with a combined 53 points
雷霆球迷：詹姆斯和斯馬特加起來 73 歲了，他們是這場比賽得分最高的兩名球員，合砍了 53 分
[–]xXEliteEater500Xx 503 points 1 hour ago
Imagine telling Lakers fans that their playoffs Big 3 would consist of LeBron, Marcus Smart and Luka Nard.
球迷：想象一下告訴湖人球迷，他們的季後賽三巨頭將由詹姆斯、馬庫斯・斯馬特和盧卡・納德組成。
[–]RaptorsZLouieZ 797 points an hour ago
I love you Lebron
猛龍球迷：我愛你詹姆斯
[–]HornetsContractXtension 399 points an hour ago
Flair makes no sense
黃蜂球迷：你的主隊標簽毫無道理
[–]RaptorsZLouieZ 1722 points 1 hour ago
Why can’t a son love his father
猛龍球迷：為什麽兒子不能愛他的爸爸
[–]RaptorsMaNamWumbo 318 points an hour ago
Feeling nostalgic from the belt were getting in Ohio rn
猛龍球迷：正在懷念荔枝视频污在线观看當年在俄亥俄州挨的皮帶抽打
[–]LakersMY-NAME_IS_MY-NAME 429 points an hour ago
It is mindblowing how lost Getoffmydickerson is when he has to face a double team
湖人球迷：“別蹭我迪克森” 在麵對包夾時表現得有多麽迷失，真是令人震驚
[–]Lakersrangerbiscuit_08 629 points an hour ago
As a Lakers fan, the way I feel facing the Rockets in the clutch is the exact opposite of what I feel against the Nuggets. Just never felt worried these last two games
湖人球迷：作為一名湖人球迷，在關鍵時刻麵對火箭時的感覺與麵對掘金時的感覺截然相反。這兩場比賽我根本就沒擔心過
[–]WestAvailable_Story6774 295 points 1 hour ago
The fact that the Knicks, Nuggets, Spurs, and Celtics are all tied at 1-1 rn in their respective series and have all lost homecourt advantage, while the Lakers are up 2-0 rn in their series, despite not having Luka or Reaves, shows how insane Bron is, even at 41 years old man.
球迷：目前尼克斯、掘金、馬刺和凱爾特人在各自的係列賽中都打成了 1-1 平，並且都丟掉了主場優勢，而湖人隊在沒有盧卡和裏夫斯的情況下，目前在係列賽中 2-0 領先，這顯示了詹姆斯有多麽瘋狂，即便他已經 41 歲了老兄。
[–]MavericksDesertedProject[S] 322 points 1 hour ago
LUKA KENNARD
獨行俠球迷：盧卡・肯納德
[–]76ersDelicious-Physics218 328 points an hour ago
KD got another chance to drive his own bus and drove that shit right off a cliff lol
This rockets team spent all this time rebuilding and already needs to blow it up again
76 人球迷：杜蘭特又得到了一次自己開大巴的機會，結果他把車直接開下了懸崖，哈哈
這支火箭隊花了這麽多時間重建，現在又要推倒重來了
[–]LakersPalifaith 353 points an hour ago*
This felt like watching the 2006 Cavs with LeBron and a bunch of role players winning that OT game against the Pistons in the ECF.
湖人球迷：這感覺就像是在看 2006 年的騎士隊，詹姆斯帶著一群角色球員在東部決賽的加時賽中擊敗了活塞。
來源：Reddit
編譯：Aaron
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